Everyone Hates You is a roast battle hosted by comedians Bryan Bixby and Tory Ward, every second Saturday of the month at the legendary Portland clown-bar theater, Funhouse Lounge. Roasting has been a tradition of comedians since the first caveman started going bald. The roast battle is focused shit-flinging. A fight between people who can't fight. No target is off-limits. Featuring the funniest comics from all around going head-to-head; taking shots and calling names in a raunchy, no-holds-barred insult hour. With roast battles, a roast panel, and roasting audience volunteers, the non-stop barbs offer plenty to satisfy your schadenfreude. 

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